Saturday, 16 March 2013

Phil Varone Dr Philgood Vibrating dildo

Phil Varone Dr Philgood Vibrating dildo

Being a rock chick I have always loved the world of Rock and Roll bad boys and enjoying heavy metal music of most rockbands, so was excited to see Phil Varone has his own collection of sextoys.

Phil Varone former drummer of iconic rock bands Skid Row, and Siagon Kick and he also toured with  Motley Crew.
Known for his sexual exploits and voracious sexual appetite Varone has rocked 1,000's of female fans worlds while touring. A playgirl centrefold and host to the touring Sex stand-up Rock and roll show, he has also appeared on Sex rehab with Dr Drew, Strange sex on the discovery channel and the Oprah Winfrey show.
Now he has his own sextoy Rock "N" Roll Collection with CalExotic Novelties so every woman can have the chance to have a piece of this Legendary rock star as he epitomises anyones Rock and Roll fantasy with his famous inked body.


Phil Varone's actual cast of his impressive member is also the WORLDS first dildo to have a Prince Albert Piercing, just like its owner.




Packaging
With Phil Varone you cant expect anything subtle and that includes the cardboard box his massive dong arrives in. The front shows a dark sultry image of him and a giant image of the dong itself, no hiding it from Grandma; if you open this by accident in front of the family you will have some serious explaining to do or have to hide it from your Mum.

Description
Im a lucky girl as I received the Vibrating version to play with, I was quite taken back at the weight of this enormous dildo when I took it out the box. This weighty piece is made of Phthalate free PVC which has a Better-than-real registered Plus material which is hand finished and coloured to his exact details.
 Im so impressed at how life-like this toy is.

All the veins and skin wrinkles are all included.
 The head has perfect hand painted finishing.

 The veins look incredibly real and the skin has a really natural lustre to it.

The dong has absolutely massive balls but you need big balls to be a Rock Star

Again the skin texturing, wrinkles and colouration is perfect.

 This multi-speed dong also has a large suction pad to secure it to most shiny surfaces to play hands free.

The suction pad is concave and is situated off centre so when it is suctioned to a wall it gives a natural angle of the dangle.


What makes this dong extra special isn't just its sheer size and its famous legendary owner, its the worlds first ever dong with a Prince Albert piercing. 

I have to admit when I first took him out the box the size of the piercing was slightly disconcerting for me, I wasn't expecting it to be quite so big. The genuine real jewellery piercing is made of Nickel-free Stainless steel and is 1.02 inches in diameter and sits a little way from the head making the head an insertable width 2.18.

The top ball is removable so you can clean the toy and piercing thoroughly.
I suddenly had worrying visions of A&E with a dildo and piercing stuck into my G-spot eeep.


Measurements
Im not kidding when I say he's big.

Total length including sucker base is 9 inches/ 21.5cm long,
Insertable shaft length is 5.5 inches/14cm long,
Head 1.74 inches /4.5cm wide,
Head with Prince Albert piercing approx 2.18 inches/7.3cm deep,
Shaft widest is 2.18 inches/7.3cm wide,
Circumference of the shaft is 6.5 inches/16.5cm,
Circumference of the massive scrotum is 12 inches/30.5cm,
Piercing itself is 1.02 inches/2.8cm in diameter.



Dong and remote control.

Vibrations
To top it all this dong vibrates and has a 25.5 inch long wired controller which takes 2 AA batteries.

The plastic clam-opening remote and battery guide.

 My controller has CalExotics printed in white on the top; but it arrived almost worn off...and no its not worn off from me or my use...eeep. Its cheaply made compared to the quality of the dong and I feel this lets it down a bit. The clam opening lid keeps coming off and I had to clip it back together several times.

 The speed is controlled by a scroll wheel on both sides, where you simply scroll up and down depending on the speed you want it to go. It has no pulses or escalations.

The vibrations are surprisingly powerful to what I was expecting, with the sheer size of the toy I didn't expect the vibes to penetrate through all that PVC very well, but it really does. The medium buzzy to rumbly vibrations are centred around the head only and virtually stop halfway down the shaft. You cant feel any vibes at the base on the balls, where it would have been nice to stimulate the clit.
The vibes come into their own on the piercing OH...WOW those little metal balls vibrate so fast and tease like nothing Ive ever tried; especially around the clit.
I have to say this motor is really excellent quality and feels quite large too within the shaft, I'm quite impressed.


Use
I've always been curious what it would feel like to feel a piercing and I know my OH wasn't prepared to have his pierced just to see "If " I would like the feel of it...what if I didn't like it...lol! On opening the box it did have a strong PVC odour which I know will put alot of people off which faded over a few days. The "Better than real" material warms quickly to the skin and has a squidgy feel with perfect firmness to keep it stable and upright enabling you to Rock your world handsfree.
I tried to sucker the base to my tiled wall for doggy style, but the sheer weight of this dong kept pulling it off. So eventually I settled for using it on my tiled floor, here was perfect as it left me completely hands free to take my time, allowing the vibrations to reverberate through the piercing to tease my clit before trying this big beauty.
Well I have to admit I was quite nervous about using the piercing with the already large head and annoyingly I couldn't insert this much further than the head with the steel ring as the piercing was starting to dig into me. As much as I will test most things to extreme for you guys I wasn't prepared to put myself out of action or have an embarrassing trip to A&E for my favourite hobby. 
If it had been a smaller girth 1.25-1.5 inch; I could have inserted it fully and got the full effect of the piercing, I'm gutted as I still dont know what it really feels like.
So to try the dong properly I took out the piercing by unscrewing the metal ball and I managed to take him all the way down using lots of my favourite lube (Give lubes Première aqua gel) as the texture is quite grippy. Once inserted it gives the wonderful full feeling and deep penetration giving powerful orgasms as its great as a dildo but the vibrations are an added bonus. The base really comes into its own, being so firm but still squidgable and is perfect to enjoy extra clit stimulation on the textured balls by riding and rocking.
Because of the material PVC I will be using a condom for future use as I feel it is still porous.

Cleaning and Maintenance
This dong is not completely waterproof because of the wire coming out of the base of the toy, so cannot be submerged. You can however carefully run the shaft under warm to hot soapy water using an anti-bacterial sextoy spray, taking particular attention to the holes of the piercing. You will need to rinse before and after use as its quite a dust magnet.
The ball unscrews to allow you to completely remove the jewellery to clean carefully. Make sure you are meticulous about getting the water through and out of the piercing hole, you can use a small squirty shampoo bottle to force the water through or a syinge. 
Then spray with a good sextoy cleaner like Lelo's own as it can be left on and doesn't need to be rinsed so its working 24/7, you cannot take any chances with toys that have some holes like this. When dry replace the piercing making sure the ball is FIRMLY secured back on.
For the sake of safety I would not share this toy; it is made of PVC but does NOT contain Phthalates as stated by CalExotics; but it will contain some plasticisers for softening and may still be porous as it has a very high rubbery PVC odour. So condoms are still advised.
Store your new dong away in its box or a large sextoy bag and even though its not silicone I would not ever store my toys together. Always use a waterbased lube as you can never go wrong with these.


Opinion
Im so impressed with this toy; the quality and hand finish make it so life-like, the "better than real" material really feels fab. But I have never had sex with a Prince Albert piercing so it was a fun experience. I did find this toy slightly too big for me with the piercing in, but the vibrations felt fantastic reverberating through the steel ring against my clit.
Sadly for me it was too large to insert with the piercing as well but I will keep trying and maybe update this at a later date. Make sure you can handle this big guy before purchasing.
A niggle for me is the cheap quality of the remote as it detracts from the dong itself which is such a shame.  Also the fact it is PVC makes me concerned that it could be porous. But the vibrations are strong for battery powered toy of this size and a wonderful surprise.
 Those of you that enjoy large unique toys and collect life-like dildo's will adore Phil Varone's large member with the added bonus of being able to try a Prince Albert piercing without sending your partner off to be pierced first. This is certainly NOT a beginners toy, this is for advanced toy collectors and a fun product to push those boundaries, the large ball base allows you to ride him hard for deeper penetration if you can get all the way down there. A toy for those that love to be challenged or just would love to try something different.
"Let Phil Varone Rock your World! "


Pro's
The worlds first Prince Albert Piercing that is removable,
Strong motor and excellent quality motor,
Amazing "Life-like" feel,
Larger balls for extra stimulation,

Con's
Cheaper plastic remote, writing worn off and lid loose,
High odour.




 If you would like to own your very own piece of Phil Varone you can get yours from CalExotics Novelties.
$99.99


You can also purchase the Non-vibrating version
$92.99




 All my thanks goes to the lovely girls at CalExotics for sending me this toy for my review free of charge.



1 comment:

  1. Wow, the paint job on that thing is very well done judging by your pictures. I don't think I would be brave enough to try a pierced toy tho!

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