Wednesday, 29 August 2012

Talula G2

Talula G2

Vampsilicone is a female-owned US company in Chicago manufacturing unique silicone dildos. They care about what we put into our bodies and make sure we look good doing it!
"Where sex toys, art and sexual well being meet. With Vamp you can be sexy and safe!"
Vampsilicone products are handmade so each item is unique to you. They are designed by artists and sex educators, they are like functional art and a fusion of pleasure, style and safety. They have wide sturdy bases perfect for harness play.
So I was really excited to find out I was going to have the opportunity to try one of the new patent pending unique shaped dildos.
I chose the Talula G2 as it has an anatomically- erect shape which is slightly different to the original Talula in that it has a more bulbous head and more pronounced balls, something so different to any dildo I have tried before.

Talula G2 arrived within a week to the UK and extremely well packaged in a discreet box. Inside was my Talula, sealed in a transparent cylindrical cannister shaped tube, with plastic topped lid and base. Ideal to use as storage too.

Talula G2 is made of the best 100% premium, platinum cured silicone, (it doesn't produce peroxides or ketones as part of the catalysing process making it more popular for medical, food, drink or dairy applications. It also offers a smoother finish and clarity and makes it possible to tint with a specific colour to achieve a certain look.)
Its hypoallergenic, non-porous, phthalate and latex free.

You also have a choice of 11 gorgeous colour options, I received the brown version, not my first choice in colour especially as they do offer the most gorgeous metallics, glitters and marbling (above); but Im happy to have the opportunity to try this amazing patent pending shape.
You also have the choice of real skin or soft skin. The real skin dildos are slightly firmer than the soft skin although I havent yet tried any real skin toys from Vampsilicone. But going by my many normal silicone toys I would say this is definitely much softer and has more squeezability than most of my other silicone dildos. 
Talula comes in 3 sizes, Small coming soon, Medium 6" X 1.5" and Large 6.5"X 2". 
My Talula G2 is a medium Soft skin.
The whole dildo is smooth apart from slight detailing of the head and balls, it has no veining apart from one running underneath the shaft, or any textures which Im quite pleased as Im not keen on dildos that are too veiny...sorry guys I hate veins...ewwee.

But the main innovative design which is patent pending is the fact it stands erect and upwards rather than just drooping down. It has a sexy 45 degree angle to give you an anatomically-erect shape fantastic for harness play. The dildo is quite bendy and flexible but not too bendy, its just right. It even stands up by itself even on my squishy leather seat, I'm impressed already. 

The head is gently tapered with very slight life-like detailing.

Just holding this substantial weighty piece of silicone is quite a turn on. What can I say this dildo is such a fantastic shape.

The base widens into smooth chocolate (salty) balls.... Hmm South-park song in my head... The two large testicles have a great smooth feel and you will certainly feel them against you for those like me that love that ball slapping action feel...
Plus the larger base gives you plenty to hold if using it by itself.

Talula G2 is designed to be used on its own or in a harness.

Total length is 8 inches long,
Insertable length is 6 inches,
Shaft width is 1.36 inches wide,
Width of the head is 1.62 inches wide,
Circumference of the shaft is 4.75 inches,
The base is 4 inches long and 3 inches wide at the balls.
Talula has a great sexy look and to hold it in your hands is a great feeling. When using it by itself which I did for the first time I found I could hold it easily in the palm of my hand, the tapered head inserts easily but I found the texture really grippy so I needed plenty of my waterbased Givelube.
The shaft feels great inside and its easy to manoeuvre the toy by the balls making it great for thrusting. I personally enjoy feeling the balls against me and to find a toy which does this and is erect anytime I need perfect man! Although I would prefer the dildo slightly firmer for my own taste, maybe the real skin would be more my choice.
Despite this I can orgasm fairly quickly as it hits my G-spot so well and makes me squirt, it still has a firmness that allows you to thrust confidently. Talula is soft enough to hit your G-spot many times without you getting bruised; making it perfect for harness-play.

Harness play
The harness is where Talula excels and comes into its own as it looks so damn sexy and impressive. I'm sure if you walk in wearing this your victim...lover... will be trembling in anticipation. So if you are planning to use Talula G2 in a harness make sure its a simpler ring harness; something without a backing which may hide the balls so you miss out on that extra ball slapping action.
The balls reach down to my thighs but dont get in the way, I can even sit or lie down and it still stays erect, making it possible for your partner to sit on your lap and bounce up and down if they wish...depending on how strong your harness is....!

With Talula G2 having bigger balls than the original Talula you have the pleasure of feeling more of the balls while it is being thrusted. No dangling, wobbling around, no brewers droop, its alert and ready for action at any-time you want to. Plus It looks so damn hot!
Cleaning and Maintenance
Being 100% waterproof simply rinse under warm soapy water or rinse in bath or shower, then spray with sextoy cleaner. You can also dip Talula in boiling water for 2-3 minutes or popped into the dishwasher if you wish too. Then store in its own packaging tube or its own bag away from other silcone toys or they will degrade.
Talula will need to be cleaned before and after every use being such a dust magnet and checked often for any scratches having such a soft surface as with any silicone toy. 

I was really impressed with my erect Talula G2 before I even had it out of its packaging, its so visually erotic and feels great in your hand too. The silicone is excellent quality and so extremely soft and smooth. The rounded head hits my G-spot well and I can orgasm and squirt fairly quickly in or out of the harness as it makes me feel so full. 
In harness play you feel in complete control wearing Talula as it never droops, flops or wobbles and I can even use it hands free, allowing me to play with other things. The erectness is so sexy and a complete turn-on for the wearer and the receiver.
Its a fun uniquely shaped dildo and if you are new to dildos its soft and flexible enough to enjoy. If you struggle to squirt or are looking for a first harness dildo Talula G2 will be your man and a fun addition to any toybox. No worries of your toy having too much to drink, no viagra needed and no foreplay Talula G2 is your strap on slave ready to go when you are.

Novel unique erect shape,
Soft silicone,
Comes in funky colours, metallics and marbling,
Great base as handle,
Can be used solo or harness play.

Maybe a little too squidgy for me so I needed the real skin.
 Find out about Talula G2 and Vampsilicone and more of their unique silicone toys.
There is something for everyone.

 All my thanks goes to the lovely girls at Vampsilicone for sending me this gorgeous product to review.

Sunday, 26 August 2012

Night school for scandal by Angela Meadows

By Angela Meadows

Bored with evening classes in flower arranging and cake decoration widow Joyce and divorcee Eileen, decide to pep up their sex lives and experience all that the 1970s have to offer mature women.   Using the large hall of Joyce’s home, The Old School, they open the Ladies’ College for Erotic Arts.  They welcome three fellow students, Edith, Betty and Susan to join them on their journey of self-discovery.  With the help of young bodybuilders, Johnny and Mick, and unemployed midlands car worker, Winston, they explore the joy of sex in all manner of ways.
Each lady discovers pleasures that were beyond their prior knowledge and they stretch their inhibitions to the limit as they embark on a series of adventures that take them from their cosy village to the red light district of the city.   There are laughs, tears and orgasms aplenty as they try out every technique in the book.
Night School for Scandal is a light-hearted look at sexual experience for those beyond the first flush of youth.

This book and (gorgeous cover shot) is quite different to those I have read before in the fact its set in the 70's something I remember well...well as a kid anyway.
Its about 2 friends who are later in years, Joyce who is widowed and her best friend Eileen who is a divorcee. They decide they are bored with their mundane life and lack of sex (yes us older gals still enjoy sex...weird isn't it) so they have a mad idea of setting up the Ladies school of erotic arts. They based their studies around the book of the Joy of Sex, the first erotic book I actually owned...well we had no internet back then...people take computers for granted and forget it hasnt been around forever.
  The Joy of Sex by Alex Comfort was more than 70 weeks in the top 5 between 1972-1974. Its black and white line drawings shocked many but also taught many people too, me included.

So after lots of fun and planning they decide to embark on a very exciting form of study to spice up not just their own sexlife but to help other women find out what they enjoy and what turns them on.
So Susan, Betty and Edith their 3 new students enrolled into the Ladies college of Erotic Arts; from here we then follow the fun adventures of all 5 ladies all with their own insecurities, from the older lady in her 40's and 50's+ to the larger BBW lady and to the shy slim younger lady who hasn't experienced sex. So the Ladies college of erotic arts was born.

So one evening a week they began to learn about sex and along the way they find 3 guys to help with their studies; Johnny and Mick who were hired originally as static art models who ended up teaching them a thing or two, to the gorgeous hunk Winston who is employed as odd job man and live in sextoy...
The 3 young men manage to satisfy them all in a huge variety of different ways, all of them learning about their bodies and what they want and enjoy, including the guys.

I loved that Angela included items from the 70's like the Instamatic polaroid camera, I can relate to her descriptions of the women in awe of this gadget as I remember being fascinated too when I first saw this camera and always longed to own one of these too. We had no camera phones or digital cameras back then this was futuristic technology. Heck back in my day the wheel had only just been invented!

Angela had these women coming out of their kitchens and realising that its ok to enjoy their bodies and have fun with sex its wasnt just to please the man. Afterall the 70's was the sexual revolution. These ladies go through the most funny adventures and even had me laughing in some places. Angela's character Betty the larger lady was brilliant, she explains her extremely well and with delicacy without offending the BBW's of the world, making her so easy to relate to as we all have out fat worries and we watch as she loses all her inhibitions and just enjoys sex, something we should all learn from .
They enjoy multiple orgasms in different places and meet many different people, the men really dont know what has hit them even the naughty flasher gets his comeuppance. They go from quiet village to redlight district, enjoy playing with toys, exhibitionism, oral, bondage, spanking, chastity, slave worship, stripping, and so many more brilliant naughty ideas from the pen of Ms Meadows.

I know many of you that remember the sixties and seventies will enjoy this book more than I feel the younger girls. This is a well written, creative, fast paced, fun, flirty read, their sexual adventures take them to many aspects of the sexual world but still in keeping with the seventies of Bernie inns and Betamax, it all links so well with alot of imagination.
These women have fun with sex which is not taken too seriously. I could relate to each and every one of them and Im sure you will too. I'm bursting to tell you many more things they got up to but I'm not going to spoil the book; but believe me they visit and learn about the many angles of The Joy Of sex!

Paperback 224 pages,
ISBN 9781908262257
Published 19th July 2012

Author Bio
Angela Meadows is a writer living in the rural county of Herefordshire (England).  Having retired from her full-time career she is devoting herself to writing both fiction and non-fiction.  Night School for Scandal is her second completed erotic novel. Having reached a mature age herself she finds eroticism both amusing and exciting.

You can buy your copy of 
by Angela Meadows
£7.99 or EPUB  £2.99

All my thanks goes to the lovely Hazel from Xcite Books for sending me this book to review.

My Book reviews coming soon from Xcite are 

Wednesday, 22 August 2012

Body & Soul Elation Massager

by CalExotic Novelties.

I was really excited to receive this very unique shaped toy for this months Sexpert review.
 The Elation is one of the new products from the Body and Soul collection from Cal Exotics, my initial thought was that it looks like a cute purple Viking alien beetle...I did say it was cute..I like beetles.

The packaging comes in the popular CalExotics white cardboard recyclable box with photographs clearly showing what this product is. I feel it could still be given as a gift as its shape is fairly discreet and could easily be a small body massager.

The Elation is neatly packaged inside a plastic polythene bag for hygiene purposes with its foldup instructions on its use.

The Elation is a dual pronged massager with a motor in each tip for pinpoint stimulation to anywhere on the body, for couple or solo play. The top part of the massager is made of an elegant arc of purple silicone and the base a matching purple ABS high gloss plastic.

4.25” x 2”/10.75 cm x 5 cm

The neat EZ touch button on the front has 10X for 10 function embossed on it and has a really neat red LED around the this.

The base has a flat slanted base enabling it to keep upright on a table or floor to keep the prongs clean from dust and dirt.

 This is such a great design brilliant idea as most toys simply roll around on the table collecting dust.

 The wider base also gives you a secure grip and sits comfortably in the hand being bottom weighted enabling you to grip better.

The Batteries
The Elation is divided in the middle and unscrews to replace the 2 AAA batteries easily, it even has 2 battery formed holes for the batteries to sit in and then the top is the battery connector; its quite a brilliant design in battery casings.
You can see the nice thick watertight seal around the base, so make sure it is screwed back up tightly by its bayonet fitting.

The button on the front of the Elation is a perfect size for your thumb to sit over and has a nice well defined click, press once for on and then again to scroll through the functions to find your favorite.
Then you can press and hold anytime on any finction to turn off. I love a toy when you dont have to scroll through the functions to find off if you are disturbed.

I really love the red LED surrounding the button it really has a lovely bright glow to it and it will flash and pulse in time with every vibrations so you can see what you are on too.

In fact it gave a beautiful red glow to the room.

There are 10 functions to this little massager and its quite a little powerhouse of pulsation, escalation and of course vibrations.
  1. Low, slight rumbly
  2. Medium, buzzy
  3. High, buzzy
  4. Pulse a second,
  5. 2 short, 1 long,
  6. Long pulse lasting 3 seconds,
  7. 3 short pulses, 2 long,
  8. Slow, medium, fast each lasting a second,
  9. Hodge podge,
  10. 2 short, 3 long escalating- different speeds, short, medium and long, longer -full speed,
The vibration are middling and quite buzzy (apart from the first which has a slight rumble) and sounds like you have bees in each prong.

This is quite a discreet toy on some functions and wont be heard through a door or wall, but a little louder on others so choose your function carefully depending who is around. It does have quite a high pitched whine on some patterns as you have 2 motors flat out and it sounds like 2 bees arguing which one is king of the garden!

My buzzing alien Viking beetle in the grass
This little massager...Viking...alien...bug really is cute to hold and use, my only niggle was when it arrived it wasn't quite finished off, it had glue set in the cracks in between the silicone and ABS base; but I was able to pick it out and I was fine. This was not enough to give this adorable bug a bad deal.

The  prongs are flexible and bendy each one containing a motor, so you are able to put some pressure behind them and press them onto the skin and muscles and yes use it as a genuine massager. The motors do make some odd noises as you press it into the skin and if you press too hard you can slow down the motors a little.

It has been really cleverly designed to sit comfortably in your hand and I found that being weighted it gives its own weight to the massage and vibrations, so little effort is needed in using this little vibe, both prongs really do deliver the powerful vibrations to the spot you need.

I found most of the vibes pretty buzzy but there was a great variety to use all over the body, the shape of the prongs give pinpoint stimulation to anywhere you want to, but it worked perfectly around my nipples delivering the vibrations either side it felt incredible. But of course they worked the best for me on my clit enabling one prong on the clit and the other on the vaginal entrance, so I can have a smaller dildo inserted and place the prong on its base and feel the vibes inside too.
I do feel however the prongs may have been even more useful nipped together a bit more so it could sit either side of the clit, they are too far apart without bending them together manually to grip your clit.
 The high frequency high pitched whining sound on some of the functions was starting to bug me a little too as you have 2 motors together and I found it a little off putting.
The Guys
Yes this is brilliant for the guys too as you can open the prongs to sit around the penis, you have a slight point on the head on the Elation which can sit against the frenulum and the prongs around the side, this point is ideal for the guys.
The prongs are perfect for teasing the anus and around it and can even be dipped in and out if you choose. But obviously not to far due to having 2 prongs. But its an extra fun option for you to try.

Cleaning and Maintenance
This little Elation being 100% waterproof can be cleaned with antibacterial hot soapy water or rinsed in the bath or shower, then spray with a good sextoy cleaner paying close attention to the joins of the silicone, but of course it wont be inserted up to here.Then store your new Elation alien bug in its own bag or in a make-up bag away from other silicone toys or they will degrade each other.

This adorable Elation isn't the strongest I have in my collection but its not the weakest either. Its fun discreet looks make it safe to leave out and no one would really know what it was, afterall its perfect as a mini stress reliever around the neck and shoulders. I have also found it feels amazing run down the spine as the prongs sit either side of the spine.
I really wanted to love this massager but it is fairly weak for me and the vibes buzzy. If the vibes had been rumbly and a deeper frequency it would have made this perfect for massage as deeper vibes travel better into muscles.
But the double prongs still add double vibrations to a larger surface area, rather than just one prong like on a bullet or smaller vibe. I also love the fact its weighted and sits up keeping the prongs off the floor or table, its there ready and waiting for you. Also being a huge sucker for flashing lights I adore the bright red LED around the main function button..
This makes an ideal gift for those that enjoy buzzier more gentle vibes, its ideal as a beginners massager as it has dual purpose for massage and teasing foreplay. An ideal gift for those that love unusual designs like me and despite it not being as powerful as I'd like I'm glad I have this as its so fun and quirky.

Creative, fun design,
Great colour options purple and black,
Well designed battery compartment,
10 functions...yes 10,
Easy clean,

Wasn't finished off when it arrived,
I would have loved a deeper lower frequency vibration,
Too weak for me.

product picture
Discreet massager by California Exotic
Material: Silicone

All my thanks goes to CalExotic Novelties for sending me this adorable Elation for this review

Tuesday, 21 August 2012

The Rocks Off 140 Ammo

I was really excited to receive a few items again from the lovely guys at Rocks Off, I have reviewed many products from this company and I know that I am getting excellent quality toys which are fun and high tech.

The RO 100mm top and the RO 140mm in size comparison.

After the success of the RO 100mm the worlds first ever silicone tipped bullet vibrator I was looking forward to trying the new stronger, more functions bigger brother; sadly when I reviewed the RO 100mm last year I found it wasn't powerful enough for me; so I had high hopes for this much larger version.

The packaging of the RO bullet is one of the things I love about Rocks off as the RO 140,100 and 80 alll come in a re-usable clear plastic screw bottomed case which moulds to the toy perfectly and is completely see through.

Ideal to keep it clean and protected from any scratches plus you cant accidentally switch it to on bumping around in your hand bag. 
When you first receive the RO 140mm it arrives with a concertina fold out mini manual stuck to the outside; quite a novel idea as it doesn't have a box it keep it in.

This is easy to remove and keep somewhere safe if you wish to.

Comparison Images
I have been lucky to have the opportunity to review alot of the bullets from the lovely guys at Rocks off so I thought I would include some comparison images so if you own one of them you can clearly see the sizing to help you choose your next toy.

RO 140mm/ RO 100mm/ RO 80mm in size comparison.

 In order of appearance from top to bottom
RO 80mm/100mm/120mm (bullet bunny)/160mm
This 140mm is 14cm long and comes in between the bottom 160mm and the pink 120mm.

Some of the other bullets and their sleeves I have in the Rocks Off range.
The RO 140mm is the big brother to the RO 100mm, but bigger and stronger. I adore the design of these bullets and they are designed on exactly that...bullets, right down to the casing. The red tapered medical grade silicone tip is soft and flexible making it ideal for pinpoint stimulation. It is well secured onto the case and in no way feels like it may come off.

The mirrored high shine casing is made of ABS plastic formed into the shape of the bullet casing. It does have a certain cool metallic feel which is really nice.

 On the base you have a matching red silicone button which you click once to turn on to the first vibe and then click through the functions to find your favourite.

The oval Rocks Off 140mm logo is embossed onto the mirrored silver surface also doubling as a finger grip as things can get quite slippy with a mirrored surface.

The total length is 5.5 inches/14cm long
the total width is 1.1 inches,
The silicone tip is 1.4 inches long,

This is not a pre-set or action this all designed in photoshop and took several hours to complete including the burnt frame.

Both the 100mm and the 140mm have been modelled on the AK-47 assault rifle cartridges and its quite scary how real they actually look. I couldn't resist taking some army photos of these 2 bullets. I did get carried away and took loads and these are my favourites.
Well I am a Photographic review site....eeep I taking piks and sometimes I get really inspired by unusual objects.

The thin ridged base enables you to grip and unscrew the base to replace the 2 N sized batteries. Inside you simply remove the paper disc and your ready to go as Rocks Off are one of the few companies that include batteries with every product, its ready to go as soon as you are.
Do not however remove the battery explanation around the inside of the bullet as its part of the battery connections. Screw the base back on tightly as it has a thick silicone ring to prevent water from getting inside, Rocks off have added 2 embossed lines to align to make sure you have screwed it on correctly. this is quite stiff to turn but it has to be to keep it waterproof.

The RO 140mm has 7 functions compared to the 3 of its smaller brother. Simply click once to start.
  1. Low vibration, 
  2. Medium vibration,
  3. High vibration,
  4. 1234 short 1 long pulse fast,
  5. Strong fast pulse 1 second,
  6. Reving and escalation from low to high in 2 seconds,
  7. Intense vibration
Press and hold to turn off, no scrolling through 7 functions to find off if you are disturbed lol.
The vibrations are quite high frequency and a little buzzy but Im pleased...and relieved to say they feel great.
The vibrations carry down to about halfway on the casing but most intense on the silicone tip.

The vibrations are fairly discreet for a bullet this size and I feel it wont be heard through a door or wall.

I'm happily impressed with this larger bullet I love the design and it feels excellent quality, the sleek smooth surface on both tip and casing gives a nice luxury feel to this toy. It feels substantial in your hand and the logo gives a nice grip to it as the shiny metallic casing can get really slippy with lube.

The flexible tip is a little draggy and needs plenty of waterbased lube (I use Give Lubes Premiere Aqua gel). I thoroughly enjoyed the functions but my favourite is number 7 the fastest vibration. Its slightly deeper frequency than the rest and made me orgasm fairly quickly. Despite being flexible its still quite firm, its not squidgy like some toys. The tapered tip makes it perfect for clitoral stimulation and insertion a few inches if you wish, but I personally just use it for pinpoint stimulation I particularly love this on my nipples, the soft silicone warms quickly to your skin too, so its ideal for the bath if you enjoy temperature play.

Its not the strongest toy I own but its certainly one of the strongest bullets and its double the power of the 100mm, it's perfect for clitoral play as it feels similar in touch to your own fingers. This bullet is quite surprising for me as I'm a rumbly vibe kinda gal and generally buzzy vibrations hardly ever work; but this 140mm feels quite different despite being more buzzy, I loved it. I can explain it in that it feels a more relaxing ride than a wham bam your there kinda vibe, its a journey toy.

Guys too
But this isn't just for us girlies, you guys can play too, held on the frenulum of the penis the vibes are quite strong.

The tip is ideal for just teasing the anus it feels like a finger with vibrations and you can insert it just slightly if you wish.
 I have to stress though do not think of inserting this bullet all the way as I feel its still quite slippy and doesn't have a flared base; as well as the vibes are only in the tip so I feel you wouldn't be gaining much to insert fully; plus despite being a larger bullet it could still be lost where the sun don't shine. It wouldn't be cool at A & E saying I have a bullet lodged in my UZI, I'll be back !

Cleaning and maintenance
The RO 140mm is 100% waterproof so it can be rinsed under hot soapy running water and then sprayed with a sextoy cleaner, I use Lelo sextoy cleaner as it doesn't have to be rinsed it keeps on working. Pay particular attention to the join in between the silicone and casing as bacteria could get trapped in the small gap as well as the embossing on the case.

 Then store away in the case provided which will protect it from scratches dirt and dust.

I loved this little bullet, the tip is perfect to transfer its variety of functions to anywhere on the body, its waterproof too so you can use it anywhere. I love the fact that it comes with a solid plastic transparent case, ideal for keeping in your bag, a glove compartment anywhere. The only thing is you can see what it is, an idea might be a coloured or more discreet case, but then again it looks like a larger lipstick so maybe a quick glance into your bag from a nosey stranger or friend will not raise any immediate questions.
This is ideal for both men and women as you can stimulate under and around the penis, even around the testicles and anal areas.
This is ideal as a travel toy coming with its own hard case so there is no way it can accidentally get turned on, its small enough to go unnoticed in most bags or suitcases. But I'm not sure about going abroad with a bullet that looks and an AK-47 cartridge at that, I can see the awkward situation in customs now, so embarrassing as you show them its ok it vibrates, oh now they  think your carrying a bomb, so DO NOT take through customs...well I warned you!

I feel this toy would suit most people as its a nice in-between bullet, I do not enjoy buzzy yet this bullet has that bit extra ooomph that I'm not sure why, its a lovely size to hold and surprisingly my N sized batteries have been lasting well.
A great toy for any toybox or a pressie for someone in the armed forces. To be honest most guys would appreciate something that looks like a bullet too; but most importantly I feel this is ideal for those new to vibrators as its easy to use and you have full control with a tapered pinpoint tip.

Novel design idea,
Pocket sized,
Medical grade tapered silicone tip,
Own plastic storage case,
Strong vibrations,
Comes with batteries included,
Easy clean,


You can buy yours from
for £24.95

All my thanks for Rocks off for sending me this gorgeous bullet for this review.

My review coming next is the Rocks Off slender gold RO 150mm

More of my Rocks Off toy reviews below

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